Cell Phart

What is Cell Phart?


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1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.

2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.

There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.

See cellphone, annoying, rude, idiot


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