What is Cell Phone Asshole?
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People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
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After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.
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A female on a dating website or cybersex chatroom who is only there to talk (i.e. get attention) and not there to actually meet someone ..
