What is Cell Phone Asshole?
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People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
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As soon as money hits a black persons hands, it vanishes.
white guy: here's 100,000 dollars jamal.
black guy: thanks!
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When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.
"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right ..
