What is Cell Phone Standard Time?


1.

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

See cell phone, time, clock, phone

2.

The Time according to cellphones.

Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?

G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.

L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!

G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

See phone, wrong, standard, time, late, early


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