What is Cell Phone Standard Time?

1.

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

See cell phone, time, clock, phone

2.

The Time according to cellphones.

Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?

G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.

L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!

G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

See phone, wrong, standard, time, late, early
73

Random Words:

Metero
1. An adjective developed bye a hardcore kid from Portland, Or. When he realized that the word people using the slang term "gay" ..
Read more
Nudity
1. God's gift to man. Dude, without nudity this world wouldn't be worth livin'! 2. To be buck ass naked! To be fully un-c..
Read more
Pretzeling
1. v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without interc..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free