What is Cell Phone Standard Time?
1.
The time that all
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!
Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!
Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
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2.
The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
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