What is Cellfare?
1.
being on a pre-paid cellphone service because you can't afford to do it the regular way.
Guy: Hey, can I use your phone to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day?
Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?
Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.
2.
Providing cell phones to adult children who have jobs and should get their own plans.
This cellfare is killing me. Five people have phones and only one pays for them. I can't get them off my plan!
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