Celloma

What is Celloma?


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The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

See cell, phone, blackberry, coma


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