Cell-on

What is Cell-on?

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Noun. Similar to Hard-on

When your cell phone or ipod gets stuck horizontally in your pants, making you look ridiculous. Hilarious to everyone in room if whoever has a Cell-on is completely oblivious to it.

Joe walked into 7th period today with a cell-on. That or he has a dick shaped like a LG voyager

See awkward, stupid, idiot, hard-on, dumbass
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