Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Umkinpuh

1. Alternative pronunciation for pumpkin. The two-year-old toddled across the room, fell to his knees, and pointed at a decorative Hallowe..

A Punk

1. 1) A punk is a loser, dork, freak. 2) A person that listens to the punk music 3) An oddball or a weirdo 3) Just a Plain Loser an exa..

Petronoid

1. from petronoia: the ever-present fear that the flow of oil could fall short of the globe's voracious appetite. Just because you&ap..

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