Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

1. A fucked up dad that looks and touches his innocent children, and other younger girls. Daughter of the W: My dad was staring at my ass ..

Oatliness

1. A quantification of how oatly a thing is; how much it is like oats. Wilford Brimley (known in hacking circles as Teh M3g4 W1lfr0D) has ..

Upidy

1. To make a fuss and get worked up over nothing. He was upidy over something that didn't matter. She was upidy, got right up in my..

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