Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Beat Mission

1. Someone you want to have sex with by a certain time frame. Yo yo, Trishauna is my semester beat mission, I hope we fuck soon!..

Osazing

1. The word "osazing" is a mix between ostrich, and amazing. If you look up "ostriches" on a search engine, you will fi..

Uberdarque

1. An elegant way of saying a very black person kelley: would u ever do a black girl? joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho. See blac..

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