Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Zealness

1. A combination between Zeal and Kindness. The state of being the fervor or tireless devotion for a person, cause, or ideal and determina..

Hitch Hiking On The Sheets

1. One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbatethan bang some Ho(s). <knock> <knock> Quit hitch hiking..

Jeff's Mom

1. 1.Hoker who works outside Dick's 2.Jeff Hiets mom Don't go downtown alone, u'll look like Jeff's mom..

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