Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

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Noseblaster

1. When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose. Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon whil..

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