Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Fried You

1. what is said after someone is fried. identical to being owned. used ad nauseum at Yorktown High School badly dressed guy: hey, what&a..

Joe Gibbs

1. One of the winningest coaches in NFL history. Is a member of the hall of fame and has resently came back to coach the Redskins. OMFG Jo..

Muffpits

1. Armpits full of crunchy hair 'Come and sniff my muffpits' See Schmaz..

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