Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

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Zachary Jonathan Baker

1. The Rhythm Guitarist For Avenged Sevenfold. He was born in Orange County, California on the 11th of December 1981. His Eyes are Green. Z..

Crunching Numbers

1. only thinking about the money and the fame and attention. "they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers" See sell ..

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