Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Jerk Bank

1. Mental box that holds masturbatory fodder for future reference while one is "Jerking it" Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie -..

Ven Diagram Tits

1. When a female's breasts are so big and perky, that they sometimes might appear as if they are going to overlap at any given second,..

Idioquad

1. A four-way stop intersection. Each car must have stopped five times back at that idioquad. That dick just ran through that idioquad. ..

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