Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Don't Nofo My Mofo

1. A warning issued between butt monkeys that they are worshipping the same butt monkey King or Queen. Roughly translates to "get away..

Full Tank Of Gas

1. in possession of full wood. when using public transport and acquiring convoy cock, you would have a full tank of gas. wowzers look at t..

Tarquin

1. reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of! Hi Tarquin how are you? See tarq, trevor, lionel..

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