Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Red-headed Gangbang

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One-eyed Trouser Snake

1. A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the..

Zomg Wtf

1. probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that. Person 1: Yeah, there's a rac..

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