Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Quetard

1. (pronounced kwuh-tard) 1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay. 2. A homosexual who does not have the balls t..

über-the-shit

1. "greater than The Shit" Used to show the {usually *belief*} of one’s being not just 'The Shit', but even then-some...

Klattatonic

1. The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain cohere..

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