Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Lick Me Up

1. give a man a blowjob I let her lick me up, then wipe me down See blowjob, wipe me down, dick, cock, man, female..

Lollephoning

1. The act of prank calling someone for the lulz. Jimmy got so pissed when we were lollephoning him. See lulz, lol, rofl, roflcopter..

Franstanchenzant

1. 1. When you secretly do the wrong thing on the job because it is easiest (thinking you will get in trouble at work) but you get promoted..

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