Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Two Pussied Rhino

1. An expression used when expressing how badly you have to use the bathroom, equivilant to "I have to piss like a race horse." ..

/self

1. Used in html and certain message board markup, the slash (/) means end (ex. for bold text, use b to start the bold text and /b to end it..

Zip Your Soup-cooler

1. Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up&q..

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