Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

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1. An acronym for the phrase, Friend O' Lesbian By Association. Mike's girlfriend is a friend of the lesbian community, therefor..

One-eyed Wonder Worm

1. affectionate nick-name for the penis. Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?..

New Zealand 101

1. involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks..

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