Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Jazzguru

1. 1. One who is a guru of jazz. Duh. 2. Of or having to do with utter amazingness. Look, he is a guru of jazz. He must be a JazzGuru. ..

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1. To jack-off/masturbate. Can be at any time of the day. Usually consisting of pornography or pornographical thoughts. Yo, last night i w..

Rotten Bananas

1. The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addi..

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