Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

The Fire Island

1. This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they ..

Prep In Denial

1. Someone who lies about their entire life claiming things that arent theirs to be theirs and then they tell their friends that theyre mor..

Laxsica

1. A seductive woman who requires the sexual services of guys named - John, Tim or Phil guy1: "what you think about her?" guy2:..

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