Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Zahny

1. a mean irritable cranky person, who often yells in a southern voice, "Zahny is really getting on my nerves today!" See crank..

Have My Jacks

1. can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks. Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks. man1: Two pairs; eights and kings ..

Old Bitty

1. Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it. ..

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