Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Fantastic Infant Dressing

1. When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion ori..

Grimus

1. big purple monster from mcdonalds that eats children daddy, the grimus ate charlie..

Queaky

1. Its my own made up word that is a mix of questionable and freaky "He says that he loves his girlfriend more than me." "..

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