Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Passin A Pinecone

1. You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastar..

Vagiculous

1. When an individual behaves like a vag to a ridiculous degree. Often seen in a Mitch. All that Mitch does is whine. He's so vagicul..

Fauxlex

1. n. a watch that is modeled after a real rolex, but worse quality and cheaper price I just got this sweet fauxlex at walmart for only 2..

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