Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

1. Used to place emphasis on certain words. Usually implies sarcasm or feigning seriousness This thread is ~*serious business*~ See silly..

Newies

1. A slang term for newport cigarettes, which are menthol cigarettes and have fiber glass in them. They're the worst type of cigarette..

Garbage Can

1. a phrase that is used when referring to raunchy, inappropriate anal sex "Hey, last night I put my monstah' in her garbage can..

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