Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Faggott

1. A cocksucker, a homosexual, a guy who takes the balls across the nose, a guy who takes it in the mudwhistle look at that guy over there..

Derpish

1. Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp'..

Zlata

1. A tall lanky bird with a beak the same length as its wingspan. It also has a mangina (aka a basket of fruit). Also has homosexual mati..

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