Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Biscuits

1. tore up shoes 2. 1. a small quick bread made from dough that has been rolled out and cut or dropped from a spoon. 2. buttocks 1. Pi..

Scrubbin Ya Teeth

1. innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a sec..

Edward Shawcross

1. Edward Shortcross Has remained a latin mystey for generations is thought to mean either: Extended shitcock Enlarged Shuggamathingy o..

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