Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Cloud Juice

1. a gentle summer rain The cloud juice began to fall, and I thought I was gonna melt into my seat. What a great night it was...

Get The Monkey

1. the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were ..

Celtiphile

1. A lover of all things ( ie uncircumcized cock and such) of Celtic origin gal 1 : Fo shizzle my McNizzle that there Billy O'Leary ..

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