Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Fat People

1. Like a normal person, only larger and everything they do is about 10 times funnier. Ahahaha, did you get a load of that fat guy fall do..

Obsolesced

1. A word used by assholes who want to sound intelligent. I ate lunch today as I obscolesced my own coolness...

Fht

1. it usualy put after nerf 'dude did u go to work' 'no' 'its too late now' 'nerf fht'..

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