Cello's Mom

What is Cello's Mom?

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

Layzr

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Zilla

1. Suffix added to any noun to describe the biggest/baddest/meanest/nastiest of its type. Dervied from Godzilla, Japan's national hero..

Conker-arm

1. The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for ..

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