Cellphoma

What is Cellphoma?


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A disorder resulting in the feeling of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket, but without it actually doing so.

Common among students and others whose phones are generally always on silent or vibrate.

-Hold on, I think someone's calling me... nope never mind.

-Dude, you get cellphoma too?

See insanity, feelings, love, vibrator


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