What is Cellphone Pimp?
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Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.
Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000
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Random Words:
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a penis (also known as a Wang Chung) that is shorter than the width of a thin metal needle.
Jesus dude, that's not even a threeinc..
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The short form of shastalammagexcore.
Guy: This after party is lammagexcore.
See Sahara..
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word used to imitate the sound guitars make in metal songs or to state how metal a song is.
"Zjang zjang motherfucker"..
