What is Cellphone Pimp?
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Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.
Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000
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much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit
i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana
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Icelandic music that swept in cold, freezingly-cool waves to American shores in the mid-90s.
Sigur Rus/Vinyl/Maus/Mugison/Mum/Minus/Gon..
