Cellphoneitus

What is Cellphoneitus?

Gone without a cellularic device for a long period of time and CANNOT stand it and needs one, PRONTO

James-Man, does she have any friends?

Chris-Yeah dude, but she has cellphoneitus, and has lost connection with her people.

See cell, phone, cell phone, need, want, itus, wtf

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