Cellrectile Dysfunction

What is Cellrectile Dysfunction?

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When one becomes a social outcast, or severely socially crippled. Their cellphone is unavailable, and they suffer from missed txts, calls, or IMs.

"Man, since I dropped my cellphone in the toilet the other day, I've been suffering from serious cellrectile dysfunction.I don't know WHAT'S going on"

See cellphone, mobile, phone, dysfunction, text, sms, texting

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