Celltard

What is Celltard?


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1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!

Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!

Other people: Shh!

See cell phone, ring, audience, concert, rude


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