What is Celltard?
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1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her
Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
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