Cellucination

What is Cellucination?

The act of mistaking random noises for the ring of one's cell phone.

You can't get two sentences out without her having a cellucination and diving for her purse.

See cell phone, noise, distraction, hallucination

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. 1. Whatever you want it to mean 2. Pointlessness. Papa: Eat your food. Eric: Why? Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britche..

Up-yours!

1. a old peson term that they say they said when they where your age (yes thats right in the stone age) great grandpa: you little queer! ..

Yo' Mama

1. That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass... Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit to..

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