Cellucination

What is Cellucination?

The act of mistaking random noises for the ring of one's cell phone.

You can't get two sentences out without her having a cellucination and diving for her purse.

See cell phone, noise, distraction, hallucination

Erz

1. Random plural suffix added to words to make the sentence make no sence whatsoever. Prep#1: OmgshERZ I totallyerz wenterz to the maller..

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Can-u-ere-the-v-tec

1. Pronounced in a only northern chav/scally accent. A phrase used only by two types of people. It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, inste..

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