Cell-u-lar-sodomy

What is Cell-u-lar-sodomy?

1.

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

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