Cellulite Eclipse

What is Cellulite Eclipse?


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Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

See cellulite, eclipse, fatty, bar, dude


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