What is Celtic Kevin?
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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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Something so outa' wack it's crazy. (see retardiculous)
Joe's over-the-top homosexual tendencies are absurtardiculous!
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After the use of anal beads,pulling them out. With a snap of the wrist, flinging the poop off of the device onto the person they were pu..