What is Celtic Kevin?
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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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To go anal without permission during consensual sex, thus making the sex non-consensual.
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A camp all about toilets
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Animal or human with two penises attached to its body
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