Celtic Kevin

What is Celtic Kevin?

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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.

Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.

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