What is Celtic Kevin?
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The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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Getting so high that you cant use the restroom
"Dude I smoked so much at the party I got constifaded."
See faded, high, cons..
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a rented out dildo or penis.
salesman says: I sell cock and cock accesories.
woman says: do you have a rent-a-cock?
See jiggalo, play..
