Celtics

What is Celtics?


1.

a team that has everybody on it and now that they winning every1 on they dick

i like the celtics because they are winning now..ive always been a fan(usualluy a lie cuz they always sucked mad dick)

See boston, nba, celtic, bos, east

2.

slang term for marijuana, originated in eastern MA. the celtics symbol, a green clover, is somewhat similar to the marijuana leaf, so there... when making a deal for some green, you say you want some celtics tix, the dealers then says a row number (price) and seat (amount in grams or fractions of an ounce, you decide)

other vocab:

bruins-cocaine

red sox-meth

revolution-heroine

Johnny Pothead: Hey man, I need some celtics tix. U got any??

Carlos Sanchez: Sure, manggg. I got tix for row 60 seat 3.

Oblivious Mother: Hey Craig! I've got some celtics tickets for tonight, you wanna go?

Closet Green User: Teehee, sure mom! LOLZ!

Celtics Coach Doc Rivers: Well, here you go Paul Pierce, here's all the celtics tickets you ordered....

Celtics Captain Paul Pierce: No, dumbass! Not THOSE celtics tickets!!

See pot, green, mary jane, dagga, grass

3.

The Best Team In the NBA that all people from west coast hate because they beat the lakers in the 2008 finals.

"The Celtics Shit on the lakers all day"

See good, unbeatable, champs, green, boston


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