What is Cement Mixer?
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A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.
You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.
Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.
They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.
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The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
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an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
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While an erect penis is inside an oriface, rotate your partner's body clockwise without removing your penis. For maximum stimulation, try the counter-clockwise method.
"Hey Rick, wanna go to my house after Sunday service and give me the Cement Mixer."
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When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up
Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!
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A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.
Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.
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rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.
That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!
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When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
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