What is Cement Mixers?
1.
The thing that all real men want.
The "Are you a real man?" test:
Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!
Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement
Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...
Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.
Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!
Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!
Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)
Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)
(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)
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