What is Cement Pants?
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When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
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someone who sells mens clothing, spacifically assorted small items like cufflinks, ties, spare buttons, collar stays etc.
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elbow frump is the extra flabby skin on your elbow
dude!look at all this elbow frump lol kyle!!
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