Cement Sausage

What is Cement Sausage?


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An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

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