Cement Truck

What is Cement Truck?

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When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

See jizz, cum, dump truck, swarthmore
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