Census Man

What is Census Man?


1.

One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.

Ability to sit in a cube for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous tic due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in shirt pockets and 'Members Only' Jackets are cool.

An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but can't approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic life skills such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.

Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.

He's such a Census Man...a nice guy but a bit odd if you know what I mean...

See nerd, nice guy, good on paper guy, government worker


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