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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got..
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Slang name for a penis
Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.
The old John Bindon needs a good wash
I bet you'd like to touch h..
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Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made ..