Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Krab

1. Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab)..

Hyperjacked

1. Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means. ..

Fat-angst

1. general anger caused by being fat that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst See dave..

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