Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Letting Air Out Of The Tire

1. When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting. "Dude, I totally thoug..

A Jesus

1. a long period of time, enternally or forever it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here. See Morgan 1. a guy wi..

Neet Neet's

1. Term used by young boys to describe the female genetalia. Juls: "I had my first sexual experience when I was 10. 2 Girls. They sho..

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