Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Hintagayness

1. A schmeer of queer. When a guy gets a call from the same guy more than five times a day that could be a hintagayness. See gay, fags, h..

Puncture

1. The act of normal vaginal pentration with the male penis. Can also be used as 'puncture her ass'. Bloke #1:Have you punctured..

Tong-heelpher

1. Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelp..

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