Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Timostrophy

1. practice of appreciating the hidden gonzo literature in the subdued sachels of mankind. timostrophating (v) enlightening the mainstream,..

A Nowak

1. A person who is intelligent and stable, who under duress, reverts back to primal emotions. Lisa Nowak. An astronaut who was involved i..

T-status

1. Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. Peo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Center My Chi Edit Meaning