Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Queeftasticular Cancer

1. A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyf..

Babs

1. A less formal version of babe. Referring to the female gender. Mostly to be used with someone your attracted to but not dating.... yet. ..

Zimmerman

1. The act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation. Dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on..

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