Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Zombie Stomp

1. military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly ..

Quitters

1. Socks with bad elastic. Quitters also contribute to suth. First heard on an Outward Bound course in 1989. My feet are all wet and my qu..

Throb

1. to forcibly insert a blood engorged penis in the rectum of (insert direct object here) Quit throbbing me!!! Iowa is the throb state of..

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