Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Spangledacious

1. The state of mind beyond spangled but just this side of unconsciousness. A happy fucking place.. "I am spangledacious.." S..

Vitamin J

1. Used when speaking about receiving Christ or when referring to Jesus. "I gotta go to church Sunday and get that Vitamin J son!&quo..

Fornacatorium

1. "A van, usually mid 80s, complete with a hideous mural on the side, carpet, a nasty bed, and a very geeky driver. May have a bumpe..

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