Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Brold

1. A 40+ year-old man who sadly tries to be a hipsterbag and acts like a "bro." I was grabbing a beer at a bar in Vail after a d..

Chicken Dippin

1. stop frontin and in my business. stop playa hatin. There are many wayz you can use it. For example. "Yo why u chicken dippin me du..

Glass Shits

1. A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside..

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