Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Kimmon

1. when a guy comes in a girls nose and she snots it out on his face. Dude she just have me a kimmon! See hot, butt, sex, anal, nose..

Uncle Stu

1. The male version of Aunt Flo. I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today! See uncle, stu, flo, men..

Snauce

1. Sauce. Usually refers to any variety of sauce-like condiments, from spaghetti sauce to mustard. "This hot dog is kind of dry. It c..

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