Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Zezen

1. uber 1337 cs player who is so 1337 he can kill u with mind bullets and has super radioactive powers and is so great he can use the force..

Derbal

1. Portsmouth slang for clitoris Her derbal was hanging down by her knees See clit, jelly bean..

Strict Machine

1. A device used to stimulate the inner chi Some people use a strict machine after a hard day at work. See strict, machine, chi, stimulat..

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