Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Kerchink

1. The feeling of being on the verge of sneezing when, in fact, you are not. I stopped my sentence midway to sneeze, but I soon realized i..

Eggbeef

1. Idiotic and pedantic. A person who thinks they are right when they are blatantly wrong. Stanton is a real Eggbeef. See bell cheese, bu..

Vaginal Ditch

1. A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife. You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal dit..

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