Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

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