Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Altman

1. An Altman is commonly seen as the act of receiving a blow job from an extremely drunk girl in a shower that is not turned on. Dude, I g..

Totaphobia

1. Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything. Patient: *trembling* what's the problem? Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it'..

Cafart

1. When you force out a cough in attempt to cover a fart. Jenny was so embarrased to let her gass pass in public that she averted attentio..

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