Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Otv

1. -acronym for ON THE VEGGIE -when somebody is "zoned out" or not paying attention -in a vegetative state -sped "yo VEG..

Gutter Monkey

1. n, An urban form of "yard Ape" Didjya see all those gutter monkeys running thru the hydrant?..

Sew

1. When you don't care about something stupid Your pants are unzipped; reply SEW!!..

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