Center My Chi

What is Center My Chi?

When you feel all out of balance due to the need to shit. Once you shit you have centered your chi bringing you back into balance with oneself.

Ivan said, "Man I am all off balance cause I have a turtle head poking. I have to go center my chi!!!

See taking a dump, drop a deuce, shit, crap, CPG

Ziller

1. Another word for a Zill, rarely used. See zill The ziller under my bed disappeared when I looked for it. See zill, creature, monster..

Expertt

1. with the double 'T' expertt means something more impressive than usual. for instance, george was expert at boxing, but muhamma..

Portugeuse Smokehouse

1. dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it. pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse..

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