What is Center Parcs?
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Butlins for xenophobic middle class people
"Shall we go to Spain this year, Brian?"
"The problem is there's always too many Spanish people there Linda. Let's just go to Center Parcs and hope the couple in the next chalet are swingers too"
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Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into you..