Center Valley Surprise Edit Meaning

1. A colloquial expression used by some to describe the sore bell-endof the cock after too many masturbation sessions within a short time p..

1. Masturbating and crying and the same time. "Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate." See masturbate, cry, sex, masturbating..

1. jizz that is placed in a shot glass. I gave that bitch a shot of my pecker booze. See jizz, cum, sperm, man gravy, knuckle babies..