Center Valley Surprise Edit Meaning

1. Stretching to one's reaching limits while remaining in a seated position. I didn't have to get up out of my chair to reach it..

1. To make out with someone, usually in public. I got so drunk on Saturday and hooked into some random guy. See Lena..

1. One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits...