Central Distressway

What is Central Distressway?


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pun off of Central Expressway (commonly knows as just 'Caentral' or '75'), in Dallas Texas. Which is basically this huge ass expressway that almost EVERYONE in Dallas uses to get to and from somewhere so its always bumper to bumper hence the term "Central Distressway"

"dude your like 3 hours late."

"sorry man, i got caught up on central distressway"

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