What is Central Michigan University?


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A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.

"Did you get into Mott Community College?"

"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."

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