Centrelink

What is Centrelink?

1.

Where lazy cunts get tax payers money for doing jack shit!

Reardo went to Centrelink to pick up his Centrelink cheque the fucking hobo

See fuck wit, loser, dead shit, mole, gimp

2.

Australian welfare offices which handle among other things dole payments, family benfit, student allowance, single parent allowence etc

I have to go to Centrelink to tell them I have been sacked

See welfare, dole, benefit, socialism

3.

An impersonal government bureaucracy which is designed to punish and humiliate the unemployed, disabled, single parents and students in exchange for a few paltry dollars assistance that is barely enough to keep them in food and shelter.

Mary's house burnt down in the recent Victorian bushfires and she had nothing except the purple bikini she was wearing, but Centrelink insisted she must supply 100 points of ID before she could get emergency assistance.

See welfare, dole, benefit, unemployment

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