What is Cerberus?
1.
The three headed dog that guards the gates of hell.
Fear the wrath of Cerberus.
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2.
A gun that Vincent Valentine uses in Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. It is the main gun of the game and very powerful when upgraded. It has three barrels and is all black with silver dog heads at the end of each barrel with some lines coming off of the dogs. There is a keychain coming of the end of the handle representing the three headed dog himself, Cerberus. Also, depending on what barrel you use will depend on how much damage you do.
Vincent: I'll use the short barrel this time.
(Vincent shoots at a faster rate)
Random Soldier: uh, that hardly hurt!
(Vincent equips Cerberus' normal barrel)
Vincent: How about now?!
BOOM...Critical hit
Random Soldier: owie...
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3.
The three headed doggy who gaurdes hell, or hades.
Cerberus...says arf arf
4.
A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.
"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."
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5.
A nasty threesome. Can be disgusting or enjoyable.
Positive: I just had the cerberus with your Mom and Sister!
Negative: Those fat girls from the Cinnabun just gave me the cerberus in the movie theatre.
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6.
Also, known as the
His alias in the so-called "real life" is Nasir.
Cerberus 0wnz j00 all, biatch!
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