Cereal Molestor

What is Cereal Molestor?

A person who has a ting' for cereal and molests cereal of all kinds.

"Hey joo, get your dick out of the Rice Crispie bowl, you cereal molestor! It might go snap, crackle or BLAP!"

Oh Captian, My Captian!

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Jewboinz

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Double-take

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