Cerjam

What is Cerjam?

1.

Obese 16 year old ELITNEZ HAX0R who only finds e-Dates and takes them extremely seriously. Then threatens to own them to oblivion when they burn his fat ass.

-Life revolves around his computer, or his website. Is scared to go to school because he will be mistaken for a pig, and chopped up and served for bologna. Comes from a long background of fat-asses.

-Hated worldwide.

-Disabled to his chair, which is glued to his ass.

-Has eaten every animal anyones ever bestowed on him.

-Obsession with the womens menstrual stage.

Cerjam wondered what facethejury would do if he put a picture on the site. Sadly, Cerjam tried it on his formal site, and got no more visitors. R.I.P. Cerjam

2.

The leetest14 year old hacker ever.

CerJam deleted my hard drive again; guess next time I won't mess with him.
0

Random Words:

Housecock Boy
1. Black chef-midget in a gay fraternity house, (particularly of the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon) Those lucky sigs have a housecock boy..
Read more
Natcho
1. when someone with a lot of balls goes up to a random dude and takes there two middlest fingers and shoves them up the dudes gutch area ..
Read more
Code-27
1. A large and intense bowel movement that results in the evacuation of all 27 ft of your intestines. Code-27 usually involves three distin..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free