Cermack Edit Meaning

1. Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out..

1. when you put icy hot all over your condom so when you have sexual intercourse it burns the girls vagina. Dude that chick i did last bit..

1. Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed. I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..