Cerpitimatic

What is Cerpitimatic?

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!

" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."

See pain, hurt

Dropping The Thumb

1. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style you use your thumb to either rub her asshole or stick it in there like you would on a bo..

Voloptuous

1. A body, typically female, that is curvy and thick in a pleasant way, but not at all concidered fat. That girl is very voloptuous. See ..

Efb

1. Forum abbreviation for "Edit: Fuck, Beaten" I got EFB'ed by a post answering the question right before I posted...

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