Cerpitimatic

What is Cerpitimatic?

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!

" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."

See pain, hurt

Episcocity

1. The state of being epic; Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs); The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs) Somewhere around..

Ud Nazi

1. Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes. That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only m..

Carpet Wax

1. the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optim..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cerpitimatic Edit Meaning