Cerpitimatic

What is Cerpitimatic?

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!

" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."

See pain, hurt

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