Cer-riste!

What is Cer-riste!?

Pronounced as it is spelt, used to express shock or bewilderment, like Christ but without the blasphemy.

Girl: I'm pregnant and you are the father.

Boy: Cer-riste!

See jesus, god, no way

Kentucky Bluegrass

1. 1.The blue pubes of a Kentuckian. Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving! See pubes, bluegrass, kentuc..

Lint Whistle

1. Euphemism for Vagina I kissed Carrie's lint whistle last night. Man was it sweet! See vagina, clam, moose knuckle..

Internet Limbo

1. when you are on a network and you are not online you are in between, like limbo. guy 1: man, i was at mcdonalds and it wanted to charg..

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