Cer-riste!

What is Cer-riste!?

Pronounced as it is spelt, used to express shock or bewilderment, like Christ but without the blasphemy.

Girl: I'm pregnant and you are the father.

Boy: Cer-riste!

See jesus, god, no way

Yokefleet

1. The shittiest and worst place anyone could ever fucking live. It's close to Goole (NE Englandwhoopdefuckingdoo). It's popula..

Quadratic Formula

1. x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equ..

Dspj

1. Down Syndrome Pussy Juice I was so horny I fucked wendy the retard and got her DSPJ all over my cock. See retard, down syndrome, pussy..

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