Cer-riste!

What is Cer-riste!?

Pronounced as it is spelt, used to express shock or bewilderment, like Christ but without the blasphemy.

Girl: I'm pregnant and you are the father.

Boy: Cer-riste!

See jesus, god, no way

Rocks A Monkeys Ass

1. Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity. I just got sol..

Gackaroobieboobie

1. a gackaroobieboobie is when, for example you use a public toilet and after abluting, you cannot open the door as you are in the way, mea..

The Worst That Could Happen

1. The very worst consequence of ones actions: the universe could explode. Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man! Jack: Naw, i don't reall..

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