What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
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When a girl gives a dude oral pleasure involving her teeth
"Dude, Susie gave me a yum yum chewy last night."
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A person who appears to be going straight, but turns at the last minute.
My grandmother got sideswiped by an indian-turner on her weddi..
