What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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anything relating to a weird-ass girl that is very ugly and resembles a rat. Usually has nasty frizzy hair, and a ginormous nose that co..
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A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.
We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.
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