What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A really fat kid who can't stop eating.
Did you see Pat eat that entire pizza?
Yeah, he's such a pudgemaster!
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inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tigh..
