What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Sunglasses used to ogle ladies while going undetected. Also known as "Ogglers."
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a farticle who is too lazy to buy tissues to clean up with and instead uses sock
patches stop cumming in that sock you sock cummer
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