What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Related to happy slapping with a corporate twist, to be happy slapped at work.
I saw my co-worker get the Jon Bezant today.
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Complete douchebag, creator of the lame ass "comedy" show Family Guy, no comedic talent whatsoever. All his attempts at comedy..
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