What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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1.)the act of trying to spit game and but never getting laid.
2.)hitting on ugly women
3.)heterosexual man being one of the girls
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A Hoover Couver is an incredibly tight pussy from Vancouver Washington!
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