What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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primarily invested in depreciating assets i.e. cars, clothes, jewelery ghetto fabulous
someone with a tricked out car, a closet full of..
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Very Good at something, to be awsome at a game or activity.
kickanus.
Man, he totally kicks anus at video games.
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