What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A gentlemens erect penis.
"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"
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A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.
"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out ..
