What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A euphemism indicating having too much of something.
We have dandelions up the gump stump.
See wazoo, butt, ass, ears..
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an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.
"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!&quo..
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The less-ghetto name for brass knuckles.
Taking a hit with a knuckle-duster in the face will not be very fun...
