What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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someone who burgles or wast your timeined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.
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Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk..
