What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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To have intercourse with a goat
I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.
See sheep shagger..
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A phrase commonly used by me (Zach G./ZSGhost) in private.
(slang) This is very good. (Commonly used to describe marijuana)
Stoner #1:..
