What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.
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Usually associated with someone with wierd temper problems, a fetish for huge cocks, and owning a forum for fags.
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