Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?


1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt


15

Random Words:

1. When the over excessive {fucking} of the ass causes a chick to build up a fart and then shoot the guys dick out of her asshole like a cl..
1. Yeiss is a word for "Yes" That is used by alot of newfoundlanders who have a real newfie accent and is over used by newfoundla..
1. a pear shaped object with a mushroom top, commonly known as ashley yoooooo ashley is a montufar that gave kyle some head See slut, blo..