What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
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quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.
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