What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most ..
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A man who is delicious. Smart, funny, and sexy, he is a fine piece of man.
Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy..
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the opposite of tasty, very very very bad.
that test was so fucking anti-tasty..
