What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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1.) Derived from Strong Bad'sTeen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
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The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.
"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have thes..
