Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?


1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt


15

Random Words:

1. a really wierd , insane person who is really good at php me : are you, weird , insane, and really good with php zonalnet : moo. See p..
1. vaporization of said nuggets...not from McDonald's. The question one poses when one wishes to vaporizes said nuggets. Nigga give ..
1. the action of covering something with fecis He put the straws in the bathroom, therefore causing fecification to occur. See fecificati..