Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?

1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt
15

Random Words:

Monrovia
1. A smaller city located in the Pasadena area of LA. Monrovia is disguised to look cute and quaint on the outside. Myrtle, aka Old town is..
Read more
9 Point Somethin
1. When a chick is smokin hot, but there is something about her that gets in the way of giving her a perfect 10. Usually she is hot but wa..
Read more
Trekka
1. 1) Someone who traverses through perilous feats and dangers 2) One who has done something of great achievement or at least something wo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free