What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
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a girl who after performing oral sex carries the cum in her mouth to the nearest sink to spit it out, hence the donkey refrence.
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the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...
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