What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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When an animal sits it's anal ring down on top of your bare skin.
Damn, call your dog - It just ring stamped me.
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Ucky Muckster: This word is a Noun and a Verb
1) Refers to someone who smells like a mixture of cat piss and Don-Russ Baseball Cards. ..
