What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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bad ass gunshot
Brampton version of "gunshot"...
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The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.
I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!
See stoned, high, blazed, bake..
