What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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a condom for a pencil aka a penis
lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11
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A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavio..
