What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A horrible IRCnick. Means talking in your sleep
<somniloquy> like somnolent and somnophage..
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Derived from the internet acronym "lol" This is what happens when you start laughing at something so funny it's practical..
