What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.
Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for..
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Any human or animal who has enough fat to take up at least three chairs at an airport.
"Whoa, check out that obese hunter."..
