What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The process of encroaching in the general proximity of the crotch without any penalty*
*: unless you are-in fact-a woman
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Randomly drawing in the air with a finger.
When she was bored, she'd fingerdoodle lazily.
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A brazenmaiden or MAIDENHEAD EDITRIX.
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