What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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adj...something that is so amazingly awesome NOTHING can even attempt to be better...even chain mail is cool if its been alexisified.
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a cool dimwitt who has never eaten a carrot b4
Leigh is a ziggumbump..
