What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The act of knee-sliding into another person with your genitals hitting them square in the face, ala Bruce Springsteen during his 2009 Su..
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a type of fruit that slaves pick on plantations
yo ma brotha that is one big ass nigga melon.
bro pass the nigga melon..
