What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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English Currency.
'Are you out tonight?'
'No, I'm low on Queen Sheet'
See money, british, currency, gangsta
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The belief that Ahmad Bradhsaw is God on a stick, with mad skillage.
Yo, I believe in Ahmadbradshawism and just saw him and was flabber..
