What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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stalling a hacky sack in your vagina (either real or one you just rigged up from your hands or a pringles can)
what are you guys doing?..
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A catchphrase most closely associated with FSTDT to counter a perceived flawed strawmanargument - usually about the theory of evolution...
