What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A llama that likes to look weird and jump around,
usually associated with the term WTF.
The booger llama is a slimy green mother fucke..
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basically a jack ass
"Dude, don't be such a jack donkey!"
See asshole, jack ass, donkey, ass, douche bag..
