What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.
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Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).
Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.
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