Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?


1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt


15

Random Words:

1. A high school camp dedicated to teaching teens the causes and effects of racism, sexism, stereotyping, etc. I just got back from Camp A..
1. A song about: "putting homies over hoes" & "gay rappers" Its from the TV show the Boondocks. A Pimp..
1. 1. Chinese fried noodle dish 2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale. 3. An alias used by certa..