Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?

1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt
15

Random Words:

-o-lux
1. Suffix denoting poor quality goods, especially of a technical or automotive type Guy 1:- Did you get the brakes fixed on your car yet, ..
Read more
Argentinean Tale / Argentinean Tail
1. A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated wit..
Read more
Volcon
1. Its like the shocker but you use two in the stink. So, 2 in the meat 2 in the ass and 1 on the clit. I was shocking your mom last night..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free