What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The act of consuming ice cubes at a bar or party once all available funds for drinks have been expended and ice cubes are the only avail..
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an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.
Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!
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