What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Remixer and Judge from Overclocked Remix. Has serious homophobic problems. Is very angry.
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Moments in conversation when there is a chance to chime in with a classic, "Your Mom" joke.
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