What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A sub-genre of emotive hardcore (d.c. hardcore) that has yet to be pooped on by peter-pan clones and their cult of f/14s. Probably becau..
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This is the act of giving your partner oral sex for awhile, and then your partner giving you oral sex for awhile, as opposed to 69ing.
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Sex without a condom.
My girlfriend went on the pill just for me, and it was absolute heaven to be inside her bare pussy.
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