What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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When something uttered by a straightman's mouth makes him sound as if he partakes in homosexuality, or alternatively, when a straig..
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the word was born in a swedish english lesson when a student tried to spell harsh for his teacher.
h-a-r no i mean a-r-a no no i mean r..
