Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?


1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt


15

Random Words:

1. Roll of my bed laughing That joke i just heard mad me rombl See lmao, lol, rofl, lmfao, haha, rombl 2. Roll Off My Bed Laughing tha..
1. a quote to use when you see a hot guy - he makes you wet ;) OOOOFT *hot emo guy with vans walks by* 'im dripping&a..
1. short for zachary taylor, former US president zachary taylor was once president See jello biafra..