What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Someone who is of Jewish decent with a Puerto Rican parent.
That guy is Jewish and Puerto Rican?! He's a Jewdarican!
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A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.
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