What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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to chill. (ie refrigerate)
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First heard on the tv show The Game, Ugly Girl Syndrome is when a girl is so insecure that she will do ANYTHING to please her man.
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