What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The expectation of Cunnilingus or Fellatio. Usually expected during a Booty Call with an physically undesirable partner.
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fucking sum,1 so hard that your dick comes out there ass
Ross: Katie, I want to have extraterestrial sex with you
Katie: whattttt?????..
