What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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a term popularized by the illest niggaz in frisco 11-5.
defintion: to kill a hoe.
"im down wit O.j., i got my A-k and ima kill me..
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The act of freezing a used tampon in anticipation for penetral use.
I tottally used an icey barbara on your mom last night
See icey ca..
