What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Something used to mean rubbing in face.
mike: "i cant wait to just shove my watch in peoples faces all like na na na na"
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A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.
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