What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to ..
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(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)
A very powerful force
He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound..
