What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure
oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!
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The belief that New York is the center of the world and that nothing more than 2 hours outside of New York City is a part of America.
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