What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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Someone who is addicted to sex
I'm a little nyphomaniac!..
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Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.
See monkey logic, armpit..
