What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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A word. Definately a word.
Applicable in all word games including Scrabble where it gains a 1654156151 point bonus.
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a 30 pack of keystone light
dude 1: "happy new year"
dude 2: "30 pack a stones!"
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