What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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juice of an elder
man, thats a lot of elder juice
that elder has a lot of elder juice
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To die or pass away or join the circus in the sky.
Joe joined the circus...
