What is Certainty Pimp?
1.
Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
See
Random Words:
1.
the mix of ecology and economics
the solar panels designed for her house were ecodextrous. Not only did they save her money, but also ..
1.
Sugar pussy is a woman who's pussy looks incredible to a man who loves to give cunnilingus. Usually such a man is very experienced..
1.
When you recognize a slightly familiar fellow Parkie outside of the Park Cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it's re..
