Certainty Pimp

What is Certainty Pimp?

1.

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

See politics, philosophy, religion, truth, doubt
15

Random Words:

Hump, The
1. A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your..
Read more
[pumpfaking]
1. To pumpfake can mean a # of different things and the word can be used in many different ways. In a short, Pumpfake is a form of procrast..
Read more
Alzahadta
1. A new, improved and quicker way to say, "All I had to-----(fill in the blank)." Originated in the Thumb of Michigan by the dy..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free