What is Certainty Pimp?
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Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
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The name of the dubious Aunt Jemima/ Uncle Ben sex tape
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phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.
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