What is Certification Of Gayness?

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When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?

Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.

Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!

Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

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