Certificatologist

What is Certificatologist?


1.

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

See junk jangler


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