Certified Bachelor

What is Certified Bachelor?

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?

Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

See single, bachelor, old maid, bachelorette, etc.

Zaklee

1. more precise than exactly person 1 spurs are shit person 2 zaklee See precise, nailed it, spot on, zaklee..

Loaster

1. A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when sh..

Pumperspice

1. Another way of saying, crap, stupid, dumb and other such adjectives that describe a rather sucky occurance. Well this is just pumperspi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Certified Bachelor Edit Meaning