Certified Bachelor

What is Certified Bachelor?

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?

Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

See single, bachelor, old maid, bachelorette, etc.

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