Certified Bachelor

What is Certified Bachelor?

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?

Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

See single, bachelor, old maid, bachelorette, etc.

Yangreth

1. The number seven, that between six and eight. "Aye, I knocked yangreth shades of shit out of him." "Did you see The Mag..

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

1. A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually r..

Floorhead

1. When headdesk just won't cut it. A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose. B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnit..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Certified Bachelor Edit Meaning