What is Certified Bachelor?
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A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
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Random Words:
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A private place to take a stinky poop.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.
See bathroom, restroom, dropping a deuce..