Certified Bachelor

What is Certified Bachelor?

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?

Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

See single, bachelor, old maid, bachelorette, etc.

Delsnick

1. The shaft a male uses to stab his female counterpart. Your mom is so hot I'd toss her the delsnick in a second. See Tim..

P00k

1. What the fishes "say" when "talking" to you. That fish, it p00ked at me...

Dirtygurl

1. Girls that are bitches and play hella game. Girls who prefer to be shady and chill under the palm trees...Girl who are fond of Halloween..

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