Certified Pre-fucked

What is Certified Pre-fucked?


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Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

See milf, divorced, fucked, slut, sloppy seconds


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