Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Frommel

1. German royal painters and artist of high royalty kings and queens. Julksuv Frommel is a true artist. See artist, royalty, painters, pa..

Instalimp

1. The act of being completely turned off or killing the moment. The second I heard that she slept with my best friend, I went instalimp. ..

Tiburon Turnpike

1. Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic ..

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