Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Let Rip

1. to fart, especially a big loud fart that produces a long ripping sound. oh shit that dude let rip right in my face See fart, gas, poop..

Mexican Muscle

1. Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust..

Dick-nosed Freak

1. When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use. That guy is s..

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