Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Humpalicious

1. A work for a really good looking girl, somebody you would really like to hump are humpalicious. Wow she's a bit humpalicious 2. ..

Lexist

1. Lexism: Similar to Racism, or the fear/hatred of people different from your people, lexism is a fear and or hatred of a language or lang..

Gave Her Two

1. Fingering a girl. Used mostly in a situation with people you dont want them to know anything happened. I gave Jill two last night. or ..

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