Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Crotch Waffel

1. Vagina i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out. See vag, vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, meat wallet, bearded clam, v..

Z Bonics

1. A girl that speaks in Ebonics or Ebony Phonics "The girl I was talking to last night talked in z bonics...funny thing was that she..

Poo Jealousy

1. The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump. Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ..

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