Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Jammy Dodger

1. 1) A small round biscuit with Jam inside it (alwasy best 2 eat a whole pack at a time!) 2) A nickname for someone with the name Jasmine..

Little Red Monkey

1. An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta "The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the..

Vulvapalooza

1. A large gathering of women, with few, if any, men. See sausage party. "This is a total vulvapalooza, where are all the men?"..

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