Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Vespinity

1. Used to describe the area within the travelling distance of a scooter (Vespa) Vespa+vicinity=vespinity Wendy's is too far to walk..

Mapplesoft

1. Most uber 1337 company ever invented. Cross between apple and microsoft. Half Evil Look at my new PC - It runs Mapplesoft doors. Its a ..

Veggietale

1. Slang for vegetable. Don't forget to eat your veggietales! See veggies, vegetable, peas, carrots, icky poo, crap..

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