Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Gina Face

1. JI-nuh face (long "I") looking like a glazed donut after doing your g/f a favor..

Emorape

1. When person (most likely a girl) forces you to talk about their emotions. Guy: Hey! How's it hanging? Girl: My Life! Oh my life! ..

Schmeeberiffic

1. Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts. Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you. Terrific Schmeebs. On the cellphone...

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