Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Kendoll

1. Shrinkage of the male genitalia do to cold water or a fearful situation. Such intense shrinkage occurs that the package resembles that ..

Bust It Booty

1. When a girl booty is so phat all you wanna do with it is bust (fuck), until you cant bust nomore . James- Damn, you see Jeniffers ass ..

Plotzke

1. Defines a very mad, angry, violent Polish person who is only out there to hurt and harm people. Usually filled with rage. Or violent exp..

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