Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Otl

1. Korean emoticon expressing desperation /disappointment. (an image of a man kneeling down with both hands to the ground) O = head T = ..

Up The Hill Gardener

1. a geezer who likes to stick his nob up the arse of another geezer Im sure that guy is an up the hill gardener See chutney, gay, frank,..

Qiotch

1. (KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both. Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef. Spea..

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