Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Inverted Fart

1. The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air. Mitch laid on his back w..

Margaretta

1. To have a fresh dumb swagger or be stupid creative From STM, Mariah caught Margaretta wearing new cloths and told everyone she was marg..

Dorse Punch

1. While engaged in anal sex, a punch delivered to the back of the woman's head such that her anus contracts, intensifying the pleasur..

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