Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Tone Of Text

1. the way a person writes that expresses their anger, sadness, etc "JACK, UR SUCH A WIMP" "don't talk to me in that ..

Lucky Rabbi

1. Where you find a hooker, have sex with her, kill her, and take your money back. After my Bar'Mitzvah I had a lucky rabbi. See luc..

Zurp

1. All of the bad words combined together... can be used in any context. The sign for "zurp you" is not the middle finger but the..

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