Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Emocology

1. The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but ..

Smeggle

1. One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon. That man is a smeggle. 2. A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands. ..

Ring Around The Butt

1. When you spread open the cheeks of an ass, and there is a brown ring around the rectum. Also commonly called dirty butt, or stank ass. ..

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