Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zoobononaka

1. warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey diharrea mixed with jizz I woke up at the bottom of my bed covered in zoobononaka. After sucking his di..

Oxer

1. A horse jump or fence with vertical poles and another pole spread out a foot or two away that is usually higher than the first set of po..

Bill Clinton

1. To get a blowjob while at work. I heard Jay Sardi got a Bill Clinton the other day. See Walker 2. The Best Damn Thing To Happen To A..

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