Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Cocompton

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Ridin' The Horn

1. Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cocksticks straight up like a saddle horn. Hi..

Phlamboojle

1. While perfoming anal sex the guy pulls out before shooting his load. the girl proceeds to push out a load, as she does this the guy shoo..

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