Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Dirty Jason

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Zeibrut

1. Similar to a stinson. One who has a sly way about them. Also can be silly and a little brutish. The zeibrut entered the bar. He was ..

Apsitively Posilutely

1. a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either ..

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