Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Multiplug

1. Someone who takes on more than one sexual partner at a time. J: Hey you hear that Mandy took on three guys at once? O: Wow! She's..

Licksizzle

1. It's like licking youself and touching yourself and making a sizzling noise, except saying it. Dude #1 "Whoa.she is hot. Bang..

2029

1. When the Planet of the Apes remake happens. Basically a monkey gets lost and a dude ends up talking to gorillas. Man: Hello I am man! A..

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