Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Flanning

1. To Lick Chocolate Off of Someone He was totally flanning me last night. See flan, chocolate, cake, good, yum..

Itchy Jaffas

1. Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas..

Lunch Meet

1. Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling. Unicorn: Good Noon! Rainbow: Good Nooon! Unicorn: How's your ..

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