Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Nutbucker

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Zoo Mouth

1. after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels l..

Jabizzle

1. The gangster name for Justin Hey, who's that? That? That's Jabizzle See justin, jabizzle, gangster, name..

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