Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

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Knobthrob

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Zoolyzam

1. A slang word for labia If your zoolyzams are longer than your earlobes then you are probably a slut See zoolyzam, labia, genitalia, va..

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