Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Over-salt The Soup

1. 1. To take something too seriously. 2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event. "Du..

If My Grandma Had Wheels

1. A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance. It uses as a reply to a dumb/imagi..

Scrumtrelescent

1. fantastic, exceptional. usually used to describe the brilliance of an actor or actress. There are no words to describe your brilliance...

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