Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

G-freak

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Zebra Placenta

1. substitution slang word for 'bull shit' "Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"..

Zavien

1. the act of being compassionate beyond all reason. Also, The Act Of Being Completly and overwhelmingly awesome. " My Boyfriend Is ..

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