Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Quoma

1. the deep and often lengthy sleep that results from ingesting a dose of NyQuil After waking from his quoma, Jerry felt completely reliev..

Queef Bagel

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

Double Dicking

1. Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration. Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long! See dicking, doub..

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