Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Berther

1. A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide &ap..

Zitellona

1. An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, f..

The Shitter

1. Another term for a toilet Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter! See toilet, shiter, crapper, loo, pisser 2. the bathroom t..

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