Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

14m3

1. alternate numerical/alphabetical spelling of lameusing standard convention: 1=L, 4=A, 3=E. FairJuliet: OMG, that n00b is so 14M3! 14M3..

Persian Pool Party

1. Ear Sex. The act of having sex with the ear canal. Arya gave Lauren a persian pool party and now she is deaf in one ear. See persian,..

Poon Snatched

1. To have your poon forcibly taken away Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming? Phil: What? Justin: I got poon snatched See ..

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