Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Alero

1. Vehicle produced by Oldsmobile from 1999 to 2004 until the Oldsmobile line went ker-plunk. Decently fast, it has some unique styling. Bu..

Uniffifiable

1. Unable to be made uncertain; impossible to be made iffy. I love the certainty he has. Even when I'm iffy, he's uniffifiable. ..

I Shit Trains

1. To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a ..

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