Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Bushycrack

1. one whose buttcrack is lined with long curly hair. Tom bent over and showed his bushycrack...

Umche

1. secret word used for anything from sex 2 weeed hey man how much did that umche cost dude i just stuck my umche in dat hoe's umche..

Googobs

1. when saying an overabundance just isn't enough. She had googobs of ass in those jeans. See abundance, plenty, helluva, lots, too ..

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