Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Haemogoblin

1. A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation. Gary the haemo..

Gum Rape

1. The forcing of gum upon a person with bad breath that initially refuses it. Nigel's breath smelled horrible, but when I asked him ..

Upside Down Buffalo Jerk

1. When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his but..

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