Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Facebook Party

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Eazy E'z

1. A term used to describe people from Eastern Europe. eva seen dem eazy e'z down Holloway Road sellin arsenic flavoured cigarettes!..

Yargle

1. 1. Similar to bargle, but what a man does to a woman after sex. "Dude, after I blew my load I totally yargled her bargle!" S..

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