Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Jack Brown

1. the process of placing your lips around ones anus while they fart into your mouth That rudy poo gave him a jack brown. See poop, tossi..

Ruffle

1. Ruffle is a substitute for the internet phrase ROFL. ROFL as one word sounds a bit like ruffle. It's less annoying than internet-..

El Bastard

1. More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness. What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!..

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