Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Aldives

1. In dreamscapes, hooves. "And they said 'I'm going to beat you with my aldives.' They said aldives. Then stood and..

N00bist

1. one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates..

Ripping The Tiles Off The Wall

1. a particularly difficult shit where have you been? the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall See constipation, push, toilet, strain..

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