Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Dip Spit

1. Excess saliva caused by dipping tobacco, sometimes spat into a container for safe-keeping. "coming home from Iraq to find one of t..

Jizzcat

1. A cat that has been jizzed on That jizzcat is sad because no one wants to pet it. See jizz, cat, kitty, feline, jizzy..

Fire Ship

1. noun - Person (can be either sex, but more commonly used to describe a woman) who contracts a venereal disease and infects their subsequ..

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