Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zamf

1. Complete and utter astonishment. Can also be extended as "zamfir". Timmy: Dude, Janet and Carrie are here. Billy: ZAMF! ..

Kelly Brook

1. Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad. Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits! ..

Vagogna

1. A females dirty vagina. You can often tell if a female has one if you can smell it from a good distance away. Do not attempt to eat and ..

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