Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Shankles

1. shoulder-ankles It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their sh..

Puka Shell Necklace

1. A Puka Shell Necklace is the same thing as a "pearl necklace", only in an undisturbed and now dried state. "Yeah man, Je..

Queefburger

1. n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor..

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