Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Afro-paki

1. a doobie or joint that has been lit on a slant cause it to burn fucked-uply "Shit nigga i sparked me an afro-paki again." Se..

Malayalee

1. One who can trance nationality to the state of Kerala in India. Mostly Christians, Hindus, and some Muslims. Kerala is a 100% literate s..

Irish Straight Edge

1. The same thing as straight edge, but allow drinking, one does not have to be Irish but it helps 'Ur not straight edge, u drink..

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