Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Sham Shield

1. A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to t..

Qgaughlaughptchuquiie

1. Exteremly and astronomically large. You can't expect me to finish this assignment. It's qgaughlaughptchuquiie! See large, as..

Toddlerize

1. To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down. Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he..

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