Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?


1.

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche


53

Random Words:

1. an undersea cabbage. i swam amongst kelp in the sea. 2. Used in place of cool, chill, ok, etc. Does 6:30 sound good to meet up? Ya..
1. Nuts that are deprived of sexual intercourse therefore being "slacked" or "slacking". Hey slacknuts, you aint got l..
1. An interjection screamed at another individual when the conversation has become boring, annoying, tedious, long, etc. in order to shock,..