Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Guangdong

1. Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China. Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong&quo..

Quifflebanger

1. A gay, Homo, Queer, poof, homosexual ie A man who like to plug other men. 1..Jake: Paul why does your dads breath smell like another m..

I'd Like To Buy You A Drink

1. Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you." A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. T..

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