Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zard

1. A complete smeghead on quakenet 19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum? 19:27 <zard> done it before 19:27 &..

Yumps

1. Yes. Are you coming? Oh, yumps. See yes, for sure, fsho, yeah, duh..

Zuga

1. Another name for marijuana, used in the 70's - 80's. Don't steal my lighter and use it to smoke zuga. See pot, weed, zo..

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