Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Passive Joking

1. When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop pa..

O-fay

1. punk cracker bitch See snoop 2. Punk Cracka Bitch Comes from Snoop Dogg meaning a Faggit ass white person. Black Person to White Gu..

Newcastle Brown Ale

1. The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temper..

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