Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Sandish

1. A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on..

Kitschlap

1. How you say bitchslap without getting in trouble. Plus, it kinda looks German when you write it. Becky: Ich kitschlap Katrina! Nicole:..

Mertle'd

1. someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out. hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party! hey did ..

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