Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Japanese Fish Hook

1. When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiie..

Vagapocalypse

1. This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, ..

Absolute Nonexistence

1. The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumst..

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