Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Globolaria

1. A disease that makes you ooze blood from all parts of your body mixed with black magic dust.... started by a magical gloria. Aw dammit..

Zarrafe

1. giraffe in persian language. Dar baghe vahsh zarrafe negahdari mishavad. See zarrafe, asb, khar, sag..

Zoltaneering

1. Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question An example of zoltaneering: &quo..

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