Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Donkey Kong Dong Shlong

1. 14 inch penis "That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."..

Mung Diving

1. Mung diving is when you and your friend (or enemy) go through the obituaries and find a recently dead hot chick, go to the graveyard and..

Quill Pig

1. Another name for porcupine. The quill pig ate my brake lines and left quills in my dog. See animal, quills, piney, cushion 1. Anothe..

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