Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Breast Pump

1. breast pump – (also known as the BP) when a man squeezes his wife or significant other's breast. This usually occurs in the comfor..

Organ Eater

1. One Who Eats Organs, used in canibalism and is a common word. I Eat organs so im a "organ eater" i eat vegatbles and sometim..

Get An Orange

1. To get an orange, is slang term for the act of masturbation. It's usage is mainly limited to computer hackers of a certain age, wh..

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