Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

[bedsnap]

1. on a one night stand taking a picture of the victim while they sleep. check out this bedsnap See one night stand, sex, sleeping, victi..

Piegrope

1. Sexually-charged touching with baked goods. A person who engages in sexually-charged touching with baked goods. "Jim is a fucking..

Spankmuffin

1. Of the female gender. An eminently fuckable pixy. Sometimes untouchable, usually quite young. Your friend's teenaged daughter is a..

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