Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

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1. 1. A linguistic tool used to flaunt one's supreme state of refinement and intellectual capacity, preceding a statement that express..

W.i.h.n.i.w.w.y.

1. What in hell's name is wrong with you????? You gave a reach around to a pregnant cat while singing China's national anthem! w..

[jerk]

1. 1. a mean person who you thought was a good friend but later turns their back on you 2. my terrible dance teacher who pretended to like..

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