Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Vanhoglen

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Howdy Ma'am

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female. I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus...

Tgft

1. Thank God For That TGFT! Someone finally put it in the Urban Dictionary. Phew! Now we can all sleep safe tonight!!! See tgft, thank, g..

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