Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

D.a.w.g.

1. dawg = Dumb Ass White Guy that D.A.W.G. has a niggers suck hat on in compton. See fool, idiot, woodpussy, compton, hat..

Mid-hound

1. An Annapolis girl, usually in High School, who tries to fuck as many Midshipmen at the Naval Academy as possible, sometimes are the daug..

I Know My Chickens

1. when someone knows a group of people really well like a mother knows her children comes from an Italian phrase "dude, im gonna pu..

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