Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Joac

1. JOAC- J.erk O.ff A.nd C.ry The unemployed man's daily ritual. Lacking work and sitting around the house all day any sensible man ..

Finger Flustered

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Jixie

1. Very simply another term for lady bits, you know an alternative for pussy. " Who hasn't seen Britney's Jixie ? "..

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