Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Pity Culture

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Nut Bunny

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Horny-tard

1. Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused. Horny-tard Johnny: I saw sticks a..

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