Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Z-axis

1. When having sex, move left to right, as opposed to up and down or forward and back, this is most easlily done by laying on a sleeping ba..

Hang Ten

1. Go 'all out' on a surfboard, typically with all ten toes 'hanging' on the front edge. Justin really knows how to ha..

W0t Tha F0x

1. sinner/fiend speak for what the fuck, used to express deep feelings of discontent and/or confusion sinner: man while u were sleepin i s..

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