Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Ostrich Tar

1. What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad. This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out..

Yosemite Geyser Shit

1. When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking..

Knock The Dew Off The Lily

1. to urinate "OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."..

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