Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Random Pavarotti Syndrome

1. Noun: A condition in which the afflicted individual bursts in to raucous operatic verse at highly inappropriate times. He has Random Pa..

Unhappy Trail

1. The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail. When David went to prison all the anal rapists la..

Hohohomomo

1. A Hohohomomo is a very big penis. Who you have a very big hohohomomo See dick, dog, gun, loaded..

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