Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Epitome Of Sexiness

1. someone who is so damn sexy that he just PERSONIFIES sexiness and no one else can even compare. Daaaaamn, did you see jobi? he's l..

Corporate Money-tit

1. The corporate money-tit refers to the money funnel corporations use to control politics, the media, the government, the law, in sum, the..

50 Yard Party

1. A party on the 50 yard line of your schools football field where everybody gets wasted and baked. Matt: Hey Daniel, are you going to th..

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