Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?


1.

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche


53

Random Words:

1. The highest point achievable, as in the moment of pure clarity attained during an epiphany. "The priests held the epiphanical posi..
1. v. or adj., to offer opinions unfounded by facts, logic or reason in books/ columns/ talk shows etc. in order to substantiate and legiti..
1. A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session. Girl1: So how was your first m..