Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Hapscallion

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Killion

1. The largest number possible because it kills all the other numbers. I'm a killion times better at Excel than Callum! See number, ..

Eggplantastic

1. Adjective- used to decribe situations or things that are so freakin' awesome that they can't be defined any other way. Also so..

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