Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Chawesome

1. Pretty choice, kinda awesome. That guy's mullet is chawesome. 2. Insanely awesome; Awesome to the power of Ben (inspiration for ..

Dead Salmon

1. when the partner on the bottom does not move during intercourse. maybe throws in an occasional wiggle. When Eva is in her home bed, she..

Femtard

1. A combination of the words "feminist" and "retard." All feminists are femtards, because feminism is the singular mo..

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