Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Man-journal

1. A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets. I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my ma..

Yuo Is Teh Suck

1. Lame, over-used 1337 for 'You suck'. Used when someone's attempts to be inpressive fail miserably. If you had to look th..

Quimi

1. Nickname for someone named Kwame; to be said loudly in a fast manner with the last "e" sound clipped. Usu. plays saxophone. ..

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