Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Jane Blonde, Ooh

1. A female who is like the feminine version of James Bond, ie, very good looking, extremely intelligent, super athletic. OOH! Double O, ..

Kicked Out

1. broke up wit your boo "hey girl, i heard you kicked out"..

Dick Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle on your dick. Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles. Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too. See di..

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