Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

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W-hat

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Go Screw

1. An alternate form of "go screw yourself," often used hypothetically. Mike: Bill wants to know if you're going to pay hi..

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