Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Tech Metal

1. A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grindor grindcore. It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that ..

Zigzag

1. papers used for rolling joints in Gotta buy me some zigzags so we can roll us some joints. See Rubes 2. A zigzag is a blunt or a joi..

Mississippi Hot Air Balloon

1. When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vag..

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