Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Jizzo

1. A sexual act of receiving oral sex and then unloading the ejaculation upon a girl's unsuspecting eye and then poking her in the eye..

Stacy Stids

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Optagator

1. The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both t..

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