Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zoo Dirt

1. anything that smells like booty dust. Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas. See poot, fa..

Kaitlin Dominguez

1. fucking sexy.from downey CA alexas bitch. asian looking mexican. coolest person you will ever meet. SLUT. hoodrat. JOTA. still major dud..

Rocks And Socks

1. The horrible effects of gravity on a woman's breasts resembling tube socks filled with rocks. I saw this old lady sunbathing at th..

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