Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Rangy

1. the moist entry to an inslust My what a big rangy you have 1. the moist entry to an inslust My what a big rangy you have..

Douche Puppy

1. The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch. Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Pu..

Eowyn

1. Lord of the Rings character. White Lady of Rohan. Lady of the Shield-arm. Lady of Ithilien. Sister to Eomer of Rohan and Theoden’s niece..

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