Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Kne Wit

1. 1. just plain old "knew it" 2. luke and maggie's profession (well more like an obsession since we dont get paid) we win..

Dirty Jamaica

1. Puking on someone's genitals because he pushes your head down while you're giving him oral. It tends to happen when drunk ch..

Riglorious

1. Defines a precarious situation where something is both ridiculous and glorious The middle-aged mother (milf) had double d's that a..

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