Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Q Ball

1. when a girl shaves off all her pubs. I don't like to have a q ball it makes me feel like a little girl! See smooth, pubeless 1. ..

Gregstyle

1. To bang a chick with the doors unlocked, lights on, and completely nude in plain view to the world, preferably on a futon. Matt: Damn, ..

Manpal

1. The (non-homosexual) guy version of girlfriends. This can't be misconstrued with "buttpals" or anything of that nature. ..

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