Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

8th Grader

1. a stupid kid like myself who thinks they are all cool for one year, because they are the oldest kids in the school, but then when they g..

Neehole

1. a shady guy who bails on his friends for a girl who cheats on him ALL the time. sometime he even knows about it but doesn't do anyt..

Creamed Banana

1. When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse. Slut: Oh, YES!! That s..

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