Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

First Instinct

1. Adopted babies will speak the native language of the country they were born in Ohh, yeah, they adopted that baby from China. They are t..

Zombie Dick

1. a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms Johnny did not want to go to the chalkb..

Ideaer

1. someone who is excellent at comeing up with ideas or plans. hes a good ideaer shes a good ideaer we ar good ideaer's wow how di..

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