Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zomfgasm

1. an orgasm that is so good, it has a zomfg moment. 1)I was eating this cookie dough icecream, and it was so amazing i had a zomfgasm. 2..

Julia Hofer

1. That bitch that steals all the hot guys. when you get cut out by your boyfriend because he has to "work on his studies" and y..

Vitamin Thc

1. A funny ass way of saying weed. For potheads thc is a vitamin. I gots to get me my daily doseage of vitamin thc. See weed, thc, ganja,..

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