Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Njdce

1. Nonsense; to be unappreciative of anothers lack of grammatical sense; obtrusive editorial insult. Oh I can go njdce? Njdce? You looki..

Frej

1. masterbating (wanking) to much causeing bellend to become inflamed james...omg tim last night i tryed to have a wank but it was all fre..

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

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