Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zig-a-zig-ah

1. 1. v. To enjoy oneself 2. v. To partake in enjoyable activities of the PG kind. 3. v. To wear excessive amounts of makeup and platform..

On The Square

1. Honestly; seriously; not joking. On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely...

Verbal Handcuffer

1. A noun depicting one who claims a member of the opposite sex as the object of their affection without having any social interaction with..

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