Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Unicorned

1. To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn. Yo man, y..

Youffmarrah

1. A native of Tamworth Staffs (UK)Usually inbred. Hows it hanging Youffmarrah Marrahyouff. See youth, marrow, hello, welcome..

Like A Gentleman

1. To attempt to behave as a gentleman would. A gentleman, by definition is polite, courteous and drinks beverages with his "little&qu..

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