Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

[hollibobbins]

1. Holidays You're away on "hollibobbins" See holiday, away, trip..

Douche Donkey

1. Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to s..

Lluvia De Chanes

1. Argentine way to say that something takes you by surprise. Chan is an onomatopoeic word for amazement. The term was popularized and crea..

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