Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Flip-flop Of Douchebags

1. The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish. I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop..

Simish

1. adjective: When you act so fucking stupid it makes the other people around you wanna slap the shit of you. That nigga is so simish. Se..

Zogg

1. a cigarette. word used in northern california mainly the area of santa rosa. hey fool, lets go out back and mobb a zogg. See Alex..

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