Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

A Piece Of Dust

1. A small complicated particle used in the destruction of power equipment. Also is always the winner of any gladiator or arena competition..

Cap Twisted

1. To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by sta..

Take The Cat For A Walk

1. taking out the pussy aka pounding - see i'm going to walk the cat "broski check out the beezy over there!" "oh tha..

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