Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Paint Sniffer

1. A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high. That kid on cops was a paint sniffer...

Kiernan

1. A man who tends to drink so much, that they feel compelled to sleep with the largest woman within a 200ft radius. Man i can't beli..

Rajbongo

1. crazy-mad-mental as in "he's pure rajbongo by the way" Glagow street talk.. See off it, raj, taj, faj 1. crazy-mad-me..

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