Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Deeb

1. Slang term for D-bag, the abbreviation of douche bag. Those guys at the bar with the fake tans who tried to hit on us without offering ..

Dutleak

1. A term used to express playful anger among friends, most of the time joking around. Däni: *Spills water onto Zack* Zack: Dutleak! Go g..

Hot Paul

1. The act of defecating on one's own scrotum while on the toilet. What's that smell??? That my friend is a Hot Paul. See shit ..

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