Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Uncle Grubby's Special

1. While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the ..

The Real Swoozie

1. 1. One who drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and then fights with friend(s) that banged his brother 2. One who partys like a bitch ..

Bo Balls

1. what you get after a long jog or sitting in the office all day if you're a fatty Matty's been sweating like a scouser in Dixo..

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