Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Elgs

1. Evil Loophole Gun Show. A term of derision used to mock the craven rights-violators who call the free exercise of the right to keep and ..

Hurdy Gurdy Man

1. The hurdy-gurdy is the first stringed instrument Like an Organ grinder would use for his monkey to dance too. A hurty Gurty man is someo..

Ballacks

1. Belfast derivative of bollocks. Mainly said by spides. I'll Bate yer Ballacks in!..

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