Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Douchaism

1. 1.A religion in which the followers are douches 2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation 1."He's a douche, he must be a..

Timrod

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Unconditionality

1. Having love integrated into one's personality, so that it emits rays of continuity throughout all planes; the kind of love a mother..

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