Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Gray Dwarf

1. Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thie..

I Wouldn't Download It

1. A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the sma..

Giftgasm

1. The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it. I got the ugliest magenta s..

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