Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Hit The Rock

1. an expression said when greeting an acquaintance or congratulating said acquaintance for a remarkable deed. hitting the rock is slowly r..

Yenni

1. An affectionate rendering of the name Jennifer. Yenni used to have a little now she has a lot. See jenny, jenny on the block, jen, jen..

The Bloodborne Pathogen

1. A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the ..

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