Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Gormful

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Zombie Effect

1. When a girl is giving head and wants to be warned before the guy cums to avoid any cum getting on her, the guy pulls out just before eja..

Uncle Joey

1. Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases. FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!..

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