Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Zabel Theory

1. the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion instead of the plain old finger..

Drop A Spike

1. To take a dump; defecate Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe." Bill: "Well, thanks for sh..

Antibellum

1. Latin for "BEFORE THE DISPUTE (WAR)" Ooooh ? 2. "Anti-" means against or opposed to, and "Bellum" means..

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