Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Queef Chief

1. The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man. Dick: Wow...

W/s

1. Abbreviation for "water sports" She likes W/S as much as he does See water sports, golden showers, urination, piss, ws 2. ..

Traffic Court

1. Courtwhere traffic violations, especially speeding tickets, are heard. Often thought to be biased in favor of the police and against de..

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