Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Makin' Omelettes

1. a term coined during a rather interesting meal for sexual intercourse. Yeaaaa Let's go i think they're makin' omelettes..

Undejizzed

1. Undejizzed is the biggest diss ever. Lets break it down now. " Jizzed", the act of being jizzed on is the first part. Now, ..

Zenimate

1. to animate something by means of the chinese zen wow i got totally zenimated by that guys scrabble abilites See zen, animate, zenify, ..

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