Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

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Impatient Gourmet

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Yikes Dyke

1. An in the closet lesbian. Obviously gay, but closeted none-the-less. "Wow, she says she's straight? What a yikes dyke." ..

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