Certifitwat

What is Certifitwat?

the certificate you receive after being a total twat, or in recognition of being a twat

Ms Brock: Children here are your certifitwats of participation for attempting to take AP Literature this year.

See twat, recognition, failure, douche

Jahaitian

1. A person who is half Jamaican and half Haitian. His mom is Haitian, but his dad is Jamaican. He is Jahaitian! See jamaican, haiti, hai..

Quote Of Faith

1. Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning. Can be very emba..

Itchy Beard

1. Used when one doesn't believe something to be true. Jeff: "Do you believe in god?" Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard! Se..

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