Certis

What is Certis?

A man with the power to give titles on GWJ. He also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.

Certis one day will become a Fairy Princess.

Ombibulous

1. one who enjoys beverages/ alcoholic beverages of all sorts. H. L. Mencken - the journalist who created the term Tom Waits is ombibulou..

Kansas City Apple Fritter

1. When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina. hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas..

Trumpoot

1. A flabby-sounding, wrong, or sour, note played on a trumpet. Johnny is just learning how to play brass instruments, so you can expect a..

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