Certis

What is Certis?

A man with the power to give titles on GWJ. He also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.

Certis one day will become a Fairy Princess.

Face Bacon

1. Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon. My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off..

Zip Fookin Lob

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

Internut Explodar

1. Noob way or a mocking way of saying Internet Explorer. FIREFOX FOR THE WIN! omg liek internut explodar t3h sux. See ie, internet expl..

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