What is Cervantes?
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The Soul series badass pirate who traditionally ranks among high, top or god tier due to his powerful throws, combos and counters. He was employed by Voldo's master to get Soul Edge but ended up getting it for himself to defeat the Spanish Armada. Also, Sophitia killed him but the Soul Edge brought him back to life when he became totally psycho.
He also hates his daughter, Ivy, who without a real father may explain her bizarre clothing choices and the fact that she has the blood of Soul Edge in her may have something to do with it.
Cervantes: Come back to me... my child!
Ivy: SILENCE, I can change my own destiny.
*CERVANTES WINS*
Cervantes: I'm disappointed what a useless daughter.
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