Cetaphilia

What is Cetaphilia?

An obsession with using cetaphil to wash genitals for sexual stimulation and gratification.

My moment of clarity came while I was gently washing my pecker in the shower. It was no longer about hygiene for me, it had become cetaphilia.

See sex, masturbation, shower

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Shit Sammich

1. Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A pers..

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