Cetaphilia

What is Cetaphilia?

An obsession with using cetaphil to wash genitals for sexual stimulation and gratification.

My moment of clarity came while I was gently washing my pecker in the shower. It was no longer about hygiene for me, it had become cetaphilia.

See sex, masturbation, shower

Reverse Munger

1. To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want ..

Old Codger

1. Slow moving old man esp. on the road. C'mon Old Codger can you take it out of first gear, I'm in a hurray. See old man, oldi..

Urban Thumb

1. The freakish condition where a sadly obsessed and arguably mentally ill person continually clicks the thumb ratings of accurate Urban Di..

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