What is Cets?
1.
1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.
2. Home of most
"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)
2.
a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see
oh no they've sent me to cets.
3.
Used for Percocets or Lorcets.
I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?
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