Cewlness Edit Meaning

1. Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole. "Look, I didn't touch your minging girl..

1. Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads. After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for..

1. An enjoyable evening spent alone where one treats themselves as if they were their own date. I love Me Dates; no awkward conversation, ..