What is C.f.m.?
1.
Come Fuck Me, often used to describe sexy clothes and high heal shoes
She wore her C.F.M. outfit to the party so she would be sure to get laid.
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2.
An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.
Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.
Dave: "Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals."
Morgan: "What a fucking C.F.M."
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Cum-fetus milkshake. C.F.M.'s are generally the product of an abortion and a pearl necklace.
That c.f.m. is really disgusting.
Don't drink that, it's a c.f.m., not a strawberry shake!
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