What is Cfm?
1.
come fuck me
This girl has a CFM look
2.
Cubic Feet per Minute, as in how much air a fan can move in a minute.
Holy shit that Vantec Tornado has a 113 CFM rating!
3.
Come Fuck Me. Usually said about a hot women wearing high heels and a short skirt. But when questioned by your wife/girlfriend just tell her it stands for centrifuged modulars and just point at some random object.
Man: Damn that girls is just screaming CFM
Wife: CFM? Whats that honey?
Man: Centrifuged modular you dumb cunt. I was looking at that truck over there.
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Stands for "Come For Me", an acronym used when a horny lady asks her boy to come for her.
"Oh Bryan, please CFM now won't you? I'm so horny I want you cum"
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5.
An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.
Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.
Dave: Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals.
Morgan: He's such a CFM!
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This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.
My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.
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Chunky funky monkey
"Did you see thta CFM fall down the stairs....it was hilarious!"
"That CFM sat on the desk and broke it..LoL!!!!
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