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Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
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A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That..
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Any weird, short guy who feels an overwhelming need to share his desires with you, such as vampirism or wanting to marry mermaids.
Pers..